Banana
Behold, the atheists' nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you'll find, on the far side, there are 3 ridges. On the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you'll find on the far side there are three grooves, on the close side, two grooves. The banana and the hand are perfectly made, one for the other. You'll find the maker of the banana, Almighty God, has made it with a non-slip surface. It has outward indicators of inward contents - green, too early - yellow, just right - black, too late. Now if you go to the top of the banana, you'll find, as with the soda can makers have placed a tab at the top, so God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face. You'll find a wrapper which is biodegradable, has perforations. Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand. Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth. It's chewy, easy to digest and its even...
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Pros
- Definitive proof of Intelligent Design× 1
Cons
- Phallic× 1
Pros of bananas include being seen by some as definitive proof of Intelligent Design. Cons include the fact that some people find their shape phallic.
Bananas are unique because they have a non-slip surface, outward indicators of inward contents (green for too early, yellow for just right, and black for too late), and a biodegradable wrapper with perforations. They are also shaped to fit the human hand and mouth perfectly, making them easy to eat and digest.
The design argument for bananas suggests that their specific features, such as the ridges and grooves that fit perfectly into the human hand, the non-slip surface, and the color indicators for ripeness, are evidence of Intelligent Design by a creator.
